Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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