3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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