when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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