Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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