Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
