elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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