i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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