At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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