last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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