she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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