Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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