his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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