But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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