Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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