he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I would fuck him just for his dog
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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