the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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