Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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