I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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