She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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