I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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