He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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