this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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