that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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