Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
