I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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