dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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