Fine. I'll sleep in my office
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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