That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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