Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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