If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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