You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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