If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
