Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
