Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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