Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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