I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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