i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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