lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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