so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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