I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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