you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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