I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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