im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
