There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
my liver is dry heaving
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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