in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We left the knife in your bed.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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