If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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go home
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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