You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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