Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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