dude i'm inner monologue high
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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