the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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