yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
