Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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