Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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