I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Randomize
