just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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