Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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